I got married 8 weeks ago (it’s our 2 month anniversary tomorrow and we are going out for dinner – woohoo). I knew that from that day, I would be taking away a husband.
I didn’t expect to walk away with a newfound love of fake nails.
See, I have man hands. Seriously.
Nothing wrong with men having hands of course, they’re extremely useful. A lot of men have done productive things with their hands. I can’t say they’ve had beautiful phalanges though.
Generally when I think of man hands, I think of long digits and rough skin. There’s usually a scar or two, and some sort of callus. That’s my hands in a nutshell. [...]