Last night I laid down to sleep and instantly was overcome with heart burn. Then felt a thump. Followed by another one. And another one. Next minute my stomach and ribs had turned into the cage of a UFC training ground.
I have been trying to catch him on camera for a while, but he has an uncanny sixth sense. As soon as there’s a camera on my belly there’s radio silence. Maybe I need to set up a surveillance camera so I can get to sleep on nights like this?
He pummelled me for about 20mins solid before I was finally able to breathe properly. My ribs copped it! But still, I would prefer this to no movement, so bring it on little man!